- January : Maybe it's not my weekend, but it's gonna be my year.
- December : I'm so sick of watching the minutes pass as I go nowhere.
GUYS WE NEED TO REEVALUATE OUR LIVES.
YOU KNOW THE SCOOBY DOO GANG?
VELMA IS 15.
FRED IS 16.
DAPHNE IS 16.
SHAGGY IS 17.
SCOOBY IS 7.
WE ARE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS THE SCOOBY DOO GANG MY ENTIRE LIFE IS A LIE.
EVERYONE MUST BE ENLIGHTENED OF MY HEART BREAKING DISCOVERY. I’M TAKING YOU ALL DOWN WITH ME.
if a boy ever says “someone’s on their period” to u when ur angry that is literally code for “punch me in the balls” so don’t hesitate
as a boy i can tell you this translation is 100% accurate
actual scientific proof
- Zeus: im gonna put my dick in it
- Everyone: dont put ur dick in it
- Zeus: toO LaTE
"money can’t make you happy" WELL IT SURE AS HELL AIN’T GONNA MAKE ME SAD
so nice when u can be quiet with someone without it being awkward
imagine benedict cumberbatch walking into your house and flinging himself down on your couch and yelling ‘I AM HERE TO STAY’ and then he doesn’t get up again and when you come near him he hisses. that’s the backstory of the hobbit
do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you
"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast
i came into this world covered in someone else’s blood and screaming and lemme tell you i’m not afraid to leave it the same way
*teacher voice* tonight’s homework is to get laid